If I admitted to any
normal person that I want to trade places with a five year old, they’d probably judge me. But what if I specified that it wasn’t just any child? I’d like to think that I’m not a freak when I say that I’d gladly take the chance to be Suri Cruise for a day. Girlfriend’s got it going on in the style world, especially considering that she hasn’t even been alive for a decade.
Suri regularly sport designs by Little Marc Jacobs, 3.1 Phillip Lim Kids, Chloé, and D&G Junior, which further proves that she’s not a real human being. Perhaps my favorite aspect of this child’s existence is that she can shoot side eye like it ain’t no thing. Suri was born to be a bitch and I love her even more for it.
I don’t care that her parents are famous. I’m more obsessed with the fact that Suri can accessorize better than me. I’m pretty sure I was a hot mess at her age but Suri is definitely the best dressed child in history.
Creepy or not, Suri Cruise is indeed a mini style icon. And I think she also applies her lipstick better than I do. Given the chance, I’d take her wardrobe and run.